Ken Turner, as a world-famous author I am happy to accept your invitation to post on your site to help you gain traction. It won’t do any harm to me either, of course. I can read it in your small-town rag already. Famous author stops by local blogger’s site!
Ken, some of your posts really move me. Now, excuse me if I flush and go topside to make sure my scantily clad crew has enough booze.